I cried. I hyper-ventilated.
September 11th, 2006 by frankensteinIOWAHAWK: The. Funniest. Blog. Post. EVER.
June 12th, 2006 by frankensteinIowahawk has penned the funniest thing I’ve seen online since “Smoove B” at The Onion. Read and try not to laugh. I dare you.
It involves AMaZ, the Zarker himself, and the Zarker’s shorn scrote. What’s cooler than eskimo dung is how he’s blogging from hell itself.
George Bush’s greates failure as a President, bar none, is this:
June 8th, 2006 by frankensteinNot having Tony Snow on board earlier. McLellan let the inmates run the asylum. It’s good to see Mr. Snow reining in the moonbats of the DC press corps.
Q Let me ask you this, because I suppose another way of looking at this is if somebody hadn’t flipped, if somebody hadn’t tipped off everybody, Zarqawi would not have been targeted. So a lot of this is dependent on another terrorist, perhaps, wanting to see Zarqawi dead so that they could move into the created vacuum.
MR. SNOW: That would be a really stupid terrorist, because the life expectancy of people who have been succeeding these guys, and the life expectancy of being Zarqawi’s number two has not been very good. So if somebody was trying to tip off Zarqawi in sort of a Machiavellian attempt to re-jigger things, I think they ought to think twice because what is happening – and we’ve seen this and we’ve heard reports of it, but I think this dramatizes it – the Iraqi people are saying, we’ve had it with these guys. We’ve had it. We’re not going to take it anymore. And that is an important step. And this is the kind of thing that can reinforce those who want to go ahead and stand up against terror in their midst.
<…>Q To follow up on this, Tony, can you walk us through, if you can, the actual way this tip came down? Was it –
MR. SNOW: No, absolutely not. Absolutely not. No operational details.
<…>Q You’ve talked about the PR effect of this – you talked that it sends a signal and a message –
MR. SNOW: Let me – I want to be careful. This is not PR. PR is selling soap. This is trying to build a basis for democracy. I really wouldn’t want to dismiss what has happened – this was not a PR move. This was an important security move going after the guy who amounted to the top field general for terror in Iraq. Go ahead…
Hat tip to BlackFive
Abu Musab al Zarqawi: rot in hell, you piece of filth.
June 8th, 2006 by frankensteinYou’re a sub-human piece of garbage. Check that. You WERE a sub-human piece of garbage. Now, bitch, you’re dog food. You’re no more than detritus. Good riddance, you scum-bucket.
Your successor - I hope his rule is a short and fitful one.
More .mil entertainment
June 3rd, 2006 by frankensteinhttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5733044300866646599
It’s a Battlefield (by EA) compilation, but, it’s genius!
Hadji Girl, the video
May 23rd, 2006 by frankensteinSimply put, the finest stage talent the Marine Corps has EVER produced!
Note: (elgato here) My apologies for the comments getting stuck in Spamcatcher. I’ve gone through them and cleared them all for posting. I apologize for the delay and I apologize if I inadvertently deleted any. I’ll monitor Spamcatcher a bit more closely.
Got a money request from the RNC today…
May 10th, 2006 by frankensteinafter having a long talk with my pal Tony.
Timing is everything, isn’t it?
Here’s the letter I am sending back to the RNC, on their nickel.
Dear Ken (or whomever is reading this):
Consider yourselves served formally with notice that I (and a great many others) are either staying home in November, or voting for Democrats **OUT OF SPITE** for how you have bungled things like spending, Presidential PR, Media Relations, and the velvet glove crap that seems to dominate our foreign policy. That means our borders, nitwits. That means the MILLIONS of illegals pouring over the SW borders yearly.
Below is my contribution. When I see something to believe in, when I don’t see a bunch of empty-suit dolts lining their pockets and looking pretty for soundbites, I’ll donate again. Until then, this conservative (and **MANY** others) is going to do what a responsible parent has to do: punish the guilty for their wrongdoing.
What I want for my money:
1)Tell Vicente Fox to butt the hell out
2)Tell his CG in Pheonix to butt the hell out
3)To see busts of firms employing these illegals weekly, or daily
4)To have the ICE officers NOT rat out the Minutemen to Mexico
5)To see a **REAL** decrease in the budget
6)To see the CentCom translations of AQ documents handed out DAILY to the DC press
7)To NOT have to go to **BLOGGERS** to get good news from the GWOT.I’m pi$$ed now, and not in a giving mood. And if it takes handing the Congress over to Nancy Pelosi to get this through your head(s), so be it.
This once, only this once, I opposed the death penalty
May 3rd, 2006 by frankensteinWe don’t need another goddamned martyr.
The sadist in me is enjoying, no, savoring, the idea that he’s gonna spend a lifetime in a little concrete room, with no windows. His skylight will be semi-transparent. Just ambient light, that’s all.
He’s gonna shuffle around in irons. He’s gonna be bossed around. He’s gonna be Uncle Sam’s little bearded BITCH for the next 60 or 70 years.
SUCK IT, ZACARIAS. WE FUCKING OWN YOU, BOY.
The rest in Gitmo? For all I care, toss ‘em off the fantail of a garbage barge with a link of anchor chain tied to each one.
OPFOR: Wishlist for DARPA
April 28th, 2006 by frankenstein
Russian / Iranian / Chinese “super torpedo” debunked
April 20th, 2006 by frankensteinThe old saying goes something like: If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
And that torpedo the Iranians were going to use to sweep us from the PG?
It’s real, and it’s fast, but it’s not too useful. ‘Sposed to be easy to defeat.
Who says?
Perhaps one good proof of this is that active duty submariners I’ve met on subs or talked to at conferences aren’t exhibiting any panic over Shkvals. The way they describe it, the latest mod of the Improved Advanced Capability (ADCAP) Mark 48 sub-launched heavyweight torpedo remains by far their weapon of choice. They scoff at the threat that a Shkval would pose — assuming it isn’t armed with a nuclear warhead. (In that nightmarish scenario, the Shkval with its limited range would amount to a suicide weapon. And Mark 48s are nuclear-capable, if necessary, too.) In contrast to the Shkval, the latest Mark 48 is reported to have a maximum range of some 30 nautical miles. During a game of cat-and-mouse, this means the American sub can threaten anything inside an area 36 times as big as what’s covered by a 5-mile-range Shkval. Read the rest of this entry »
Cindy Sheehan: In forfeit of ALL moral high ground
April 19th, 2006 by frankensteinWell, she has finallly DONE IT. The B***H has been caught in an outright LIE about how her son’s remains were handled.
Word press is dorked up right now, so copy / paste this link:
http://gatewaypundit.blogspot.com/2006/04/busted-cindy-sheehans-story-hits-snag.html
She truly has NO decency.
ETA: She has shown that her son’s death is a prop for her. Casey’s death has been rendered down to a tool. While this is not a new phenomennon, to see the guy’s mother do it, instead of some scumbag politico, is sickening.
Woman, you better pray you get diagnosed with biploar disorder, or shizophrenia. Otherwise, you’re easily the most dispicable person in this day’s news.
Iran, nukes, and so on.
April 19th, 2006 by frankenstein5 Scots Regts amalgamated
April 4th, 2006 by frankensteinThat means combined, by the way.
Gone are 5 of the most historic units in British History.
the Royal Scots - almost 400 years old
the Black Watch - ’nuff said
the Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders - the “Thin Red Line” of the Crimean War
the Royal Highland Fusiliers - est’d in 1678
the King’s Own Scottish Borderers and the Highlanders - going back into the 1700s
All combined into the Royal Scotish Regiment.

Big tip of the bonnet to Gunner
Democrats’ defense “plan”
March 30th, 2006 by frankensteinI have been VERY displeased with the Rs of late. VERY displeased. But the Ds are truly the gift that keeps on giving. They have a National Defense Plan!
Item numero uno - GO AFTER OSAMA BIN LADEN! Well golly geepers Sargunt Cartur!!!!!! You’re now, as has been claimed, “the party of real national security.”
Give me a freakin BREAK!
Some tart from the BAY AREA???? (Pelosi, the source of that quote) Does she even know the difference between the Army and the Marine Corps?
As was astutely observed here,
The Democrats fundamentally misunderstand the war on terror. To them, terrorism is encapsulated in one person – Osama bin Laden. By promising to find and kill bin Laden, the Democrats push the notion that if you get rid of the man, you rid the world of terrorism. Of course, this position falls flat on its face when you consider there are terrorist cells throughout the world who disagree with bin Laden and act unilaterally even though they consider themselves members of al-Qaeda. Just consider Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. There are global terrorist factions who rally around and take orders from this man. What are the Democrats going to do when Zarqawi replaces bin Laden?
Removing bin Laden is a one trick pony approach to fighting terrorism. It’s a law enforcement solution which might work if we’re talking about cleaning up a neighborhood by taking out the guy who runs the crack house down the street. Unfortunately for the Democrats, terrorism can’t be localized like this. There are other neighborhoods and thousands of guys who run crack houses. There are other countries and a million terrorists.
When Democrats talk about a withdrawal from Iraq, its not about bringing troops home and preventing further death. It’s not about freeing the Iraqi people from U.S. occupation. It’s not about “playing nice” in the hopes that the French, Spanish and the Russians like us again. To Democrats, a withdrawal from Iraq is about stopping terrorism. They believe a redeployment of troops to other parts of the world sends a message of peace which will soften the hearts of terrorist groups and lessen the risk of further attacks. By pushing this ‘solution’ the Democrats do nothing to disprove the fact that they completely misunderstand the terrorist mentality.
Talk about a slam dunk. These people are like, as Adam Sandler said on SNL: “the wicked retahded kid awn da kawnuh sellin pencils”. Given the modern Democratic idea of foreign policy GAVE US Al Qaeda, WHY should these friggin noseminers be given power????
{BEERSALUTE} to Vodkapundit.
GQ Talking Points
March 26th, 2006 by frankenstein1) Abdul Rahman - I understand the “charges” have been dropped. Now, if the Afghan Govt. will cement the idea that you do not kill Christian converts, pperhaps all our blood spilt there WON’T have been in vain.
2) The lefties have created the “progressive” Quadrennial Defense Review. They propose to restore US Military power (no, really, I’m being serious) bu gutting the Raptor purchases, as well as our nuclear arsenal. Yet they wonder why they have no “cred” where keeping the nation safe is concerned. Irony.
3) I bought 430 rds of 45 acp yesterday, as well as 420 rds of .308 (3xSoAfr battle packs). Like cash, you can never have enough. I want more!
Shameless plug time: Shattered Sword book review
March 5th, 2006 by frankensteinIf you’re a long time reader or know me, then you know that 2 friends of mine have a book out called Shattered Sword.
It got reviewed in this month’s Naval History magazine.

The review is VERY laudatory, as well it should be. The book has been presented formally in a symposium at the Naval War College.
The last pgph sums it up:
In sum, though, such minor criticisms do not measurably detract from the book’s value. Shattered Sword can justifiably be labeled a groundbreaker, a landmark work that belongs at eye-level center in any naval historian’s bookcase.
If you have not bought the book, click the link above, and BUY IT. It’s a MAGNIFICENT book on Midway, the equal of Prange, better than Fuchida.
New Navy Uniforms Introduced
March 2nd, 2006 by elgatoFrank just emailed me this: The new Navy service (for E1-E6)and work uniforms (for E1-O10) have been approved.
WASHINGTON (NNS) — Outfitting the Sailor of the future took another step forward last week when Chief of Naval Operations Adm. Mike Mullen approved plans for a single working uniform for all ranks and a year-round service uniform for E-6 and below Sailors.
Based on recommendations made during a comprehensive briefing by Task Force Uniform Feb. 24, Mullen agreed to production of both a BDU-style working uniform for all Sailors E-1 to O-10 and a more practical, year-round service uniform to withstand day-to-day classroom and office-like environments where the service uniform is typically worn.
The year-round service uniform will be the khaki top version of the image below:

The new working uniform is shown below:

Details on the uniforms are this:
The BDU-style working uniform, designed to replace seven different styles of current working uniforms, is made of a near maintenance-free permanent press 50/50 nylon and cotton blend. Worn with a blue cotton t-shirt, it will include an eight-point cover, a black web belt with closed buckle, and black smooth leather boots, with black suede no-shine boots for optional wear while assigned to non-shipboard commands.
To meet the all-weather requirement, the new working uniform will include several cold weather options, such as a unisex pullover sweater, a fleece jacket, and a parka. It will also be made in three variants, all in a multi-color digital print pattern: predominately blue, with some gray, for the majority of Sailors and shipboard use; and a woodland digital pattern and a desert digital pattern for Sailors serving in units requiring those types of uniforms.
The details on the service uniform for E1-E6:
The service uniform for E-6 and below is comprised of a short-sleeve khaki shirt for males and an over-blouse for females, made from a wash and wear 75/25 polyester and wool blend, with permanent military creases, black trousers for males with belt less slacks for females and optional belt less skirt, and a black unisex garrison cap. Silver anodized-metal rank insignia will be worn on shirt/blouse collars and cap. The service uniform will also include a black relaxed-fit Eisenhower-style jacket with a knit stand-up collar and epaulets, on which petty officers will wear large, silver anodized-metal rank insignia. Those entitled to wear gold chevrons will continue to wear gold chevrons on the large metal rank insignia on the jacket.
When, you ask? Fall 2007, starting at RTC Great Lakes and spreading to the fleet from there.
Also posted at Swanky Conservative.
Can someone explain the mindset at work here?
March 1st, 2006 by frankensteinDead soldier’s home vandalized in Indiana.
Kokomo, February 27 - For the family who lives in a modest home in Kokomo, the fatal Iraq attack came last week.
Then the attack at home followed.
Vandals defaced the home of Sgt. Rickey Jones’ family. Eggs were thrown and flags were stolen. Sgt. Jones, a Kokomo High School graduate, was one four soldier’s with the 101st killed west of Baghdad last week.
So who, one week before his burial in his hometown, would vandalize a fallen hero’s house?
Neighbor Robyn Ousley is at a loss to explain. “I have no idea, somebody pretty, pretty awful.”
Another friend, Bill Swaggerty, says there is more than vandalism for the family to deal with. “They’re calling here and saying, ‘I’m glad your son is dead’ and it’s wrong.”
The family’s neighbors have closed ranks, bringing food and flying flags at half-staff. All are signs of respect for Sgt. Jones.
If this turns out to be Fred Phelps’ CHARLIE FOXTROT operation, I hope they get firebombed or something. If it’s the MoveOn-ers, same for them too.
This sort of crap is morally INDEFENSIBLE, the perps MUST BE MADE TO SUFFER, PUBLICLY.
Something WONDERFUL in Iraq that the media just cannot make time for.
February 25th, 2006 by frankensteinMike Yon had this dispatch written, regarding a charity program that gives wheelchairs to Iraqi children.
{RANT WARNING}
That the goddamned media can make time to cover Cheney’s hunting trip AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN, but ignores THIS, well, to hell with you, you worthless fools. You’re as useful as a 3rd nipple. Tell you what, media cruds, take 2 goddmaned minutes to cover something uplifitng for once!

